Other Jokes
Question and Answer
Q. What do you call a cold kiss?
A. Sarkis
Q. what do you call a horse from Melbourne?
A. MelbourneTzi
Q. what do you call a stupid president?
A. ABush
Q. What do you call an empty bus?
A. Busbarab.
Q. What do you call a ship that goes straight?
A. ShipShidag.
Q. What do you call a guy under power?
A. VarOoj.
Q. What do you call Kevork dancing?
A. BarKev.
Q. What do you call half a rose?
A. VartGes.
Q. What do you call a very lonely young lady? A. Miss Meenag.
Q. What do you call a quiet cat?
A. Soosig Poosig.
Stories
What's Your Name?
The new teacher talks to a 4 year old girl.
- "What is your father's name?"
- "Panos."
- "What is your mother's name?"
- "Sonic."
- "And what is your name?"
- "PANASONIC."
Smart Armenian A plane is carrying a nuclear bomb along with an Armenian, A turk, A russian and A Mexican. The pilot comes out and says that the plane is too heavy, so the Russian says: I do this for my country! And he jumps off the plane. Then the pilot comes out again and says the same thing, so the Mexican says: I do this for my country! And he jumps off the plane. The pilot comes and says the same thing, so the Armenian says, I do this for my country! And he pushes the Turk off of the plane.
We Are In Armenia The president of Russia, The Republic of Armenia , and U.S.A. are flying in a jet, when the president of U.S.A. sticks his arm out the window and says: We are in U.S.A. because his arm touched the statue of liberty, then the Russian president puts his arm out of the window and says: we are in Russia, because his arm touched the Kremlin, and the Armenian president puts his arm out the window and says we are in Armenia, because they stole my watch!
Viagra was invented by an Armenian Dentist After finishing with his last patient, the old Armenian dentist started having a horrible toothache, so he started to mix whatever pain killers that he could find in the office in a capsule and without thinking he took it with a glass of water, after couple of minutes he noticed that the pain was still there, although his ( 8===== ) was becoming harder and harder and he screamed VAY-AGRA!!